Oh god, I remember learning this in Humanities.
Stanton: “Michelangelo went balls out and just hacked his name on the Pieta. He was all, BITCH, I CARVED THAT, DON’T YOU FUCKING SAY I DIDN’T. THAT’S RIGHT, ASSHOLE. I’M A MOTHERFUCKING SCULPTOR.”
THEN GUESS WHAT JOB HE LANDS NEXT LOL.
THE SISTINE CHAPEL.
Poor Mike. ):