Oh god, I remember learning this in Humanities. Stanton: “Michelangelo went balls out and just hacked his name on the Pieta. He was all, BITCH, I CARVED THAT, DON’T YOU FUCKING SAY I DIDN’T. THAT’S RIGHT, ASSHOLE. I’M A MOTHERFUCKING SCULPTOR.” THEN GUESS WHAT JOB HE LANDS NEXT LOL.  THE SISTINE CHAPEL. Poor Mike. ):

Oh god, I remember learning this in Humanities.

Stanton: “Michelangelo went balls out and just hacked his name on the Pieta. He was all, BITCH, I CARVED THAT, DON’T YOU FUCKING SAY I DIDN’T. THAT’S RIGHT, ASSHOLE. I’M A MOTHERFUCKING SCULPTOR.”

THEN GUESS WHAT JOB HE LANDS NEXT LOL. 

THE SISTINE CHAPEL.

Poor Mike. ):