Anonyme: do you have a goodreads account?

yessir

Anonyme: How did you meet the dalai lama

long story short

Anonyme: did you really meet the dalai lama or are you shitting me because at this point I expect this from you and your amazing life

i did
LOL

i don’t know

how else to respond to this 

• friend:ohkay so i started watching this show called GCB, good christian bitches/belles, and its awkward as fuck and set in dallas and basically terrible
• but kristen chenoweth is in it and idk i was on a plane, beggars cant be choosers
• but basically i found the model relationship that you should base your future marriage endeavours off of
• its this like business tycoon power couple that has one kid, but like the husband is definitely definitely gay
• so the wife and husband are like besties. they fist bump. when the husband's boyfriend/ranch foreman leaves, the wife is like "he's an idiot, he'll never find another man like you... you know, for a boss."