sherllllock asked:
"(HEY are you taking just les mis requests or can i request rosencrantz and guildenstern because i inevitably think of them because of your bLOG title that should give us hearing to tell him his commandment is fulfilled that rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead so even if i did have a les mis request its gone now only fucking ros and guil are left)"

i just kinda pick and choose which asks to publish!!!! lol those that speak 2 me on a spiritual level get the cut

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i love those two losers

HAMLET I will tell you why; so shall my anticipationprevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the kingand queen moult no feather. I have of late—butwherefore I know not—lost all my mirth, forgone allcustom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavilywith my disposition that this goodly frame, theearth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this mostexcellent canopy, the air, look you, this braveo’erhanging firmament, this majestical roof frettedwith golden fire, why, it appears no other thing tome than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason!how infinite in faculty! in form and moving howexpress and admirable! in action how like an angel!in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of theworld! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me,what is this quintessence of dust? man delights notme: no, nor woman neither, though by your smilingyou seem to say so.

HAMLET

I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation
prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the king
and queen moult no feather. I have of late—but
wherefore I know not—lost all my mirth, forgone all
custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily
with my disposition that this goodly frame, the
earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most
excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave
o’erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted
with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to
me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason!
how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how
express and admirable! in action how like an angel!
in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the
world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me,
what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not
me: no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling
you seem to say so.
ROS: All right, then. I don't care. I've had enough. To tell you the truth, I'm relieved. (And he disappears from view.) (GUIL does not notice.) GUIL: Our names shouted in a certain dawn ... a message ... a summons... there must have been a moment, at the beginning, where we could have said no. But somehow we missed it. (He looks round and sees he is alone.) Rosen--? Guil--? (He gathers himself.) Well, we'll know better next time. Now you see me, now you - (And disappears.) 

ROS: All right, then. I don't care. I've had enough. To tell you the truth, I'm relieved.
     (And he disappears from view.)
     (GUIL does not notice.)
GUIL: Our names shouted in a certain dawn ... a message ... a summons... there must have been a moment, at the beginning, where we could have said no. But somehow we missed it.
     (He looks round and sees he is alone.)
     Rosen--?
     Guil--?
     (He gathers himself.)
     Well, we'll know better next time. Now you see me, now you -
     (And disappears.)

can’t fucking watch lion king 1 1/2 because of rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead

i’ve lost control of my life

When college students ask me for help:
  • Them: Hey, you were an English major, right?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Them: Awesome! So, what can you tell me about Rosencrantz and Guildenstern?
  • Me: They're dead.
AMBASSADOR The sight is dismal,And our affairs from England come too late.The ears are senseless that should give us hearing,To tell him his commandment is fulfilled,That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.Where should we have our thanks?

AMBASSADOR

The sight is dismal,
And our affairs from England come too late.
The ears are senseless that should give us hearing,
To tell him his commandment is fulfilled,
That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.
Where should we have our thanks?