• me: ugh i just want to live on his face is that too much to ask for
  • friend: can kinkos do bedsheet-size prints? i think you know where i'm going with this
  • me: omfg harvard dorm here i come
  • friend: i think that talk we need to have about not scaring the shit out of your roommates needs to happen before it's too late HAHA
  • friend: but ugh at this rate (royalty arguments on the internet) i'm starting to think you'll end up rooming with some crazy
  • friend: and it won't matter that you're sitting on tim roth's face because they'll be sitting on, like, who the fuck knows, adam sandler's face
  • friend: maybe harvard is full of girls who want to sit on men's faces, idfk
i want to be rick grimes for halloween i want to buy a sheriff costume who will be my lady grimes

i want to be rick grimes for halloween

i want to buy a sheriff costume

who will be my lady grimes